Yeah, welcome amigos; come on over our open border. Stay as long as you want – forever – if you like Arizona. Our home is your home.
Don’t bring anything. This is the new America, we’ll give you cash, food stamps, housing, medical care, and much, much more. You can even get drunk and run over an old gringa woman with your car, bought with the money we’ll give you. No problem.
Hey, and if there are a few Islamic terrorists among the invasion of amigos, welcome, welcome. You’ll find Arizonians love cultural diversity. Allahu Akbar!
Now, there is a catch. No, no, no, you don’t need to work. No, no, no, you don’t have to learn English. What you have to do is learn to memorize the word, "Obama," recognize it when you see it. In November there will be folks who’ll see that you get to a building where you’ll be assisted in voting for that word, "Obama."
That’s it. You see, Obama is a great man, greater than Jesus Christ, greater than, well, almost as great as Muhammad – got to be careful with the Muhammad thing – who is taking money from evil, rich gringos, and giving it to oppressed folks like you. He fixed it so you and your friends could come to Arizona, and he’s giving you all the free stuff.
By the way, if you’d like to get rich, you’ve arrived at the perfect time. You’ll have to learn two more words - two English words - "profiling" and "racism." First, you get an evil gringo Arizona policeman to look at you. Do something silly to catch his attention, like shouting the words, "Obama si si," over and over as you jump up and down, until he looks toward you. Then, start shouting the words, "profiling," and "racism." Finally, give him the universal sign of respect - the middle finger.
Do this with a lawyer from the ACLU nearby. He’ll call the hotline number at the Justice Department, 1-800-Obama-si, and faster than you can say "Viva Obama," our ruler and the lawyer will have the people of Arizona give you lots of money.
On Monday, the Supreme Court said it was okay for Arizona police to ask a person, already suspected of another violation, for proof of legal status in the country, when there was a reasonable suspicion that person was an illegal alien. That did not sit well with our wannabe – and maybe soon - imperial dictator, Comrade Obama.
How about "King Barack?" That does have a certain ring to it, like King George III. Yes, I like it. We've come full circle – ruler – revolution – liberty - representative government of the people, by the people, for the people – slow trade of liberty for more and more handouts from the central government – and now a wannabe ruler.
And this narcissistic wannabe ruler, like King George III, has no intention of giving up what he feels he owns. Obama is the schoolyard bully, a thug surrounded by thugs, far worse than King George III. More like a Benito Mussolini. But like Mussolini, the fascist bully, this bully will show himself as a coward if brave people stand up to him.
After the Supreme Court Arizona decisions, this bully informed Arizona his federal government was taking its football and going home. Sure, Arizona police officers can continue to check the immigration status of persons, but the Feds, ICE, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, will no longer be available to accept illegal aliens from the state. This means Arizona will have to release them, meaning there is little incentive to check immigration status as allowed by the Supreme Court decision.
Comrade Obama's message to Arizona: Catch an illegal alien, aka undocumented immigrant? Don’t telephone ICE. Not taking your calls. Not interested. Let him or her go so he or she can get food stamps, medical care on demand, housing, perhaps deliver a new American Democrat baby, and VOTE OBAMA.
This is what Arizona got for upholding the law. But this bully and his thug followers do not follow laws they don’t like. And they have no use for something called the Constitution, whatever that is.
Few police officers in Arizona are going to check an individual’s legal status to be in the United States. Law officers know they risk losing their jobs, and being sued by Eric Holder. The floodgates are open at the Arizona border, and all the new voters are free to pour in.
America Has Gone Missing. Where are the good American men and women that have had enough? You’re in the minority, sad to say, but you’re also in the right. It’s time to stand up to the schoolyard bully.
Message from author: Nothing in this article, in any way, should be construed to show any prejudice against people who legally come to the United States from countries where Spanish is spoken, and people from Middle Eastern countries. Quite the contrary is the truth. Many persons who have come from these countries have influenced my life in significant, sometimes, major ways – all of them positive. That includes persons from Puerto Rico, Iran, Mexico, Egypt, Argentina, Saudi Arabia, Colombia, and Spain. All of these persons are, or were, in the United States legally.