“Hey look now,” says a citizen, “He’s stopped evolving. Now he’s spinning.”
“Yeah, spinning toward us,” says another citizen. “ Duck! The fool’s coming in for a landing.”
“Don’t know why,” says a citizen. “There’s no golf course around here.”
“Nice landing, sir,” says a smiling citizen.
“I have to address the people. Where are my teleprompters, Che and Fidel. I have to tell the nation I’ve stopped evolving.”
“Stopped evolving about what, sir?” asks the citizen who noted the lack of a golf course.
“Ah aah aah. Oh shut up. I’ll tell you when Che and Fidel tell me. Then, I have to practice spiking some footballs. Do you guys know I I I, as your president, killed ah aah aah, some guy named ah ah, Hussein, ah ah—I know, Hussein Obama!”
“Sir,” says a helpful citizen, “that’s your name.”
“You’re kidding me! Then it was some other foreigner. Did you guys know I killed him?”
“Yes, sir,” says a citizen, “everyone knows it.”
“It was a gutsy thing for Me Me Me to do.”
Folks, this is going to be a sensitive article. Not because of the subject, but because we’re going to talk about our friend, Joe Biden, a man who has brought all of us many, many years of fun and absurdity—as well as the usual lies, embellishments, and especially, in Joe’s case, plagiarisms, of the professional politician.
First, must correct one notion that’s been around for years—that while a senator, Joe was the dumbest member of the senate. Not true. The prize of dumbest member of that esteemed body certainly has to be shared by two ladies from the west coast, unfortunately still active, Dianne Feinstein not being one of them. Joe was just the dumbest man in the senate. To be fair, why not, the two ladies in question might not be dumber than Joe, probably a tossup. There, that’s the end of being fair.
Difficult to understand why 2008 presidential candidate Obama settled on Joe Biden as a running mate. You might recall Joe had called Barack among other compliments, a “clean” African-American. You know that had to come from the heart.
Now exactly what he meant can be confusing. Joe is like that. Did he mean "clean," in the sense of Barack’s bathroom habits, shower, tub, soap, modern toilet paper, and so on, or did he mean "clean" in the sense of not having disgusting, unwholesome thoughts in heart and mind? We’ll never know since Joe has not elaborated.
In response, our ever gracious Barack first bowed, then said he did not take Joe’s comments personally, but pointed out they were historically inaccurate. Soon afterward Barack further demonstrated his forgiveness by choosing Joe as his VP running mate. Why? Speculation runs wild.
Did the narcissist Obama figure Joe’s stupidity along with his loose-cannon remarks and actions, would make him look good in comparison? Is the Chicago criminal gang playing our Joe as the fool? That seems plausible. Or, does Joe have something on Obama, enough to make himself VP? That seems more than plausible.
Joe’s been a professional politician forever, been in DC for decades. A fool he is, but certainly he must have picked up some of the touches of the art of political blackmail. Has he also picked something up about our leader? It would have to be something big because when it comes to Barack, the LM (left media) is not curious about your everyday bribe or philandering or money laundering or even eligibility to be president. Regardless of reason, Joe is our VP, at least for a few more months.
Now on to the ins and outs of evolving. Loose-cannon VP Joe opened his mouth while being interviewed on May 6 on Meet the Press, NBC, and out of his mouth popped the words he now felt comfortable about same-sex marriage. Totally unexpected–loose-cannon Joe being "Loose-cannon Joe?" A shocker. It made headlines, thank you LM, and along with the headlines, speculation whether Joe spoke for the administration and his master.
The subject quickly became more important than trillions of national debt, millions of people looking for employment, millions on food stamps. Changing the definition of marriage, the natural arrangement between man and woman for thousands of years, to satisfy the screeching demands of a tiny percent of our population, must take precedent. The LM deemed it so, and thus it did happen.
The nation, the civilized world, the uncivilized world, held their collective breath for days, waiting for Obama to speak. Was he still struggling? Had he stopped evolving? Or would he remain silent?
But you know Barack. He had to speak. Thus, he was interviewed by a very nice lady from ABC, who just happened to be black. And it just so happened that blacks, especially black ladies of mature age, are overwhelmingly against anything to do with same-sex marriage. My gosh, what a coincidence.
Of course our leader was not expecting to talk about same-sex marriage, yeah, sure, but when the interviewer, Robin Roberts, a personal friend of the First Family, persisted for a second or two, shucks, Barack let the world know–after lots of thought, and talking with the First Lady and First Daughters, First Daughters who are comfortable about it, the evolving had stopped, and now he personally was for same-sex marriage, aka gay marriage. Hooray!!! History-making news!!! What, courage? No no no, you idiot! What courage, what courage!!! A silly cynic might wonder why a man who showed all those guts when he made the decision to take bin Laden out, had to evolve and evolve and evolve some more, about same-sex marriage. Oh well.
But wait, there’s more. The president thinks each state ought to decide about same-sex marriage for itself. You know Barack, he’s a big supporter of states’ rights. That same silly cynic might wonder, did he sort of squirm off the hook with that one? By the way, during the interview, Barack was at the top of his game–there were plenty of I I I's, some Me Me Me's, and even a couple My’s.
But wait, there’s even more. The LM reported to the collective citizenship that a contrite VP Biden had entered the oval office and apologized to the president for forcing his hand. And the apology was accepted. Again, a gracious president. Said he understood Joe’s remarks had come from the heart. Wonder if bows were exchanged.
A personal comment. This LM report almost made me ill, one sissy man entering the oval office, and apologizing to another sissy man who graciously accepts it. You know, no hard feelings. Two regular sissy guys. What ever happened to the American male, who rolled up his sleeves and kicked the hell out of the tough thugs of evil a short seventy years ago? That will be the topic of another article. But I didn’t have to get ill about sissy men, because I knew this gay marriage soap opera was all fiction.
And now, the real story. Disregard everything above, except the fact Joe Biden is pretty much a fool, but may well have made himself vice president because he knew something about Obama, something Hillary and Bill Clinton might also like to know about. As often in corrupt political life, a deal was made. Got to be. No one in his right mind would even think of Joe Biden as a VP.
Biden’s revelation about his gay marriage feelings was not Joe being Joe. Joe was sending up the old trial balloon. See what happens. The scam was to see the response of the Biden trial balloon. If it failed, then Joe takes the fall. If not, then Obama stops evolving starts spinning, and gets the credit. All with the automatic cooperation of the loyal LM.
Why? More than one reason, none, of course, having to do with truth, principle, what is best for America and Americans. None of that.
First of all, it’s a matter of plain old money, money for the Obama campaign. It’s been reported that some 20% of Obama’s donation bundlers are gay. 20% is 20%. And these bundlers let the campaign know money would be withheld, unless the leader came out for same-sex marriage. Mission accomplished. For Democrats, every dollar counts, just like every illegal vote counts.
And then there is the perplexing fact our ruler, I I I Me Me Me, seems reluctant to boast about the truly staggering accomplishments of his administration. Instead his campaign and the LM are flooding the news with everything but. A Republican war against women. Check. The profiling, stalking, and murder of a black child by a white racist. Check. No free birth control for a female law student at a Catholic university, who, poor child, 30-years old, must pay $3000 for birth control or deal with the anguish of doing without until Obamacare rescues her. A phone call from the president telling her, her parents must be proud, must have helped, but that can’t be enough for an active young lady. The president could have told her she could get all the free condoms she and her classmates need, just a couple miles away, but then the issue won’t be the fault of Republicans. Check. Rich have to pay their fair share. Check. It’s Bush’s fault. Check. And now gay marriage. Check. And on and on and on. Check, check, check.
That doesn’t leave much room, does it, if any, because of the admirable efforts of the always loyal LM, for such news as almost four years of a disastrous economy, an uneven foreign policy run by others because of a not involved president, some 13 million Americans unemployed, millions more of discouraged unemployed workers, over 46 million people on food stamps, millions of illegal aliens in the country, the United States over 15 trillion dollars in debt and growing.
And those thousands of shovel-ready shovels, still waiting for shovel-ready jobs. Some of us, at least one of us, can tell the shovels where there is a shovel-ready job, and what it is that needs shoveling.
So there you have it, the real story. But too many citizens either believe what has been fed them, or don’t care about the truth. If the country is lucky, these people also won’t care about voting in November.
Now, one thing more. In the 2008 presidential campaign, candidate Obama was adamantly opposed to same-sex marriage. Actually, he was for it before he was against it, before he was for it. Got it. He’s a flip-flopper.